No Fan Shall Drink Alcohol, No Fan Shall Kill Any Other Fan

"The first fiction, the sagas of Beowulf and the trials of Gilgamesh and
the poems of the Iliad and the Odyssey, did they deal with the
existential angst of a housewife in the Midlands struggling against the
expectations of society and the hidden weight of the anthropic fallacy
on her soul? No, they dealt ...with gnarly dudes with big swords killing
dragons, Cyclops and spell-casting evil-doers."
Stephen Hunt; December 11, 2009