Oh, to have this much money to worry about ...
The Shadow and the Golden Master, by Maxwell Grant (1939) {1984 reprint}:
 (On being informed he still owed money to Shiwan Khan) [Benjamin] Twindell brought out a ledger from the desk.
   "Ah, yes!" He nodded. "I had forgotten this extra credit. It comes to forty thousand dollars. I suppose I can spare the extra ten." (pg. 117)

J. Lane " Life is like a bowl of candy. Mine is empty."

Vic Milan " Desparation has no friends, but is frequently good for a laugh "

Anon " We do not remember days, we remember moments "

Anon " Don't think too hard, you'll bust something "

The Mummy:
   Evelyn: I am a Librarian

Ghostbusters
   Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?
   Winston Zeddemore: If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

Fifth Element
   Ruby Rhod: [N]ow it's time for Korben to say the word of the day. So, tell me, my man, you happy here on the big world?
   Korben Dallas: Thrilled.

   Cop: Excuse me sir, are you human?
   Korben: No, I am a meat popsicle

Big Trouble in Little China
   Wang Chi: A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face Jack.
   Egg Shen: Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain.

   Wang Chi: Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.
    Jack Burton: May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.

Serenity
    Mal: Define 'interesting'.
    Wash: "'Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die'?"
    Mal: This is the Captain. There's a little problem with our entry sequence. We may experience slight turbulence and then--explode.
    Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode

How to tell when it's a trap...
After talking to Inara, Mal finds the crew on the bridge:
   Mal: Y'all were watching, I take it?
   Kayle: Yes
   Mal: You see us fight?
   Kayle: No
   Mal: Trap

    Wash: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old.

Galaxy Quest
   Cmdr. Peter Quincy Tagert: Never give up! Never surrender!

   Dr. Lazarus: By Grabthar's hammer, you will be avenged!

Mystery Men
    The Shoveler: We're not your classic superheros. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys.

The Princess Bride
   Vizzini: Inconceivable!
   Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

   Westley: As you wish.

   Westley (as Dread Pirate Roberts): Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who says differently is selling something

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